.:SEXY TIMES:.
.:HIGH SEX:.
Pros: It lasts extra long. I feel everything, no matter how significant it may be.
It can make you fall in love. I'm always fully there on the same level.
It can make you fall in love. I'm always fully there on the same level.
Cons: I was excited to write the cons, but now I think there might just be
none at all?
none at all?
.:SOBER SEX:.
Pros: I know everything I experienced was exactly how it was,
whether it was good or bad..
whether it was good or bad..
Cons: I'm not always on the same level, sometimes I'm thinking about a fuck tone
of shit that's more important then you penetrating the fuck out of my vaginal wall..
believe that shit? I have zero to no libido. If something goes wrong, I have
nothing to blame it on.
of shit that's more important then you penetrating the fuck out of my vaginal wall..
believe that shit? I have zero to no libido. If something goes wrong, I have
nothing to blame it on.
.:DRUNK SEX:.
Pros: I can end up in positions I didn't know existed. It seems to last really long,
seems. I could not be payed to have more confidence.
seems. I could not be payed to have more confidence.
Cons: I can't walk for a week, even classy broads can get ripped up from time to time.
I wouldn't be totally truthful if I said yacking wasn't an issue. Self safety can also
become a problem for me, I've been bucked off a couple times in my career.
I wouldn't be totally truthful if I said yacking wasn't an issue. Self safety can also
become a problem for me, I've been bucked off a couple times in my career.
.:HANGOVER SEX:.
Pros: There are no pros to hang over sex to me.
Cons: There are no cons to hangover sex to me.
PUKE,PUKE&MOREPUKE
PUKE,PUKE&MOREPUKE
.:MAKEUP SEX:.
Pros: Is not the tit's, who ever said it was... was an idiot.
Cons: It hurts, emotionally and physically.
.:ACTOR SEX:.
(Not the porn kind... The artsy, hipster kind, not because I love indie music
and plaid shirts, mostly because I like how hipster guys style their hair, old school like Carey
Grant, he was a pimp.)
Pros: I have never had this kind of sex before, but I'd imagine that it would be like cheating, without actually cheating.
Cons: It would be like cheating without actually cheating, soooooo... I'd probably
question the shit out of my morals, and over analyze my existence.
question the shit out of my morals, and over analyze my existence.
Sage Faux
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