It's Been Awhile Friend.

When your waking up, and trying to sleep out as many hours of the day as you can.

Everyday you tell yourself your going to be productive, except it's just another day of uselessness.

ENDLESS PEE ON SHROOM TRIP!

Danny Brown - Grown Up (Scion AV - OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Sometimes we society drink, sometimes we also do shrooms. Friday night, 

on a fresh warm wave of Vancouver in the summer, it was time to shroom 

& vroom, in Sage's past. 

This would be the second glorious time in her life. 

Sensations grew to an undesirable level of intense. With her panties down, 

wrapped around her ankles, and four inch heels, she started to pee. This 

was exhilaration. She finished peeing, then flushed the porcalean, how ever 

she started peeing again. What ever would she do? 

Fifteen minutes later.. 

Pretty fucking STRESSFUL SITUATION. There was only one option left. 

Sit there and wait till she was done. A near heart attack away, she realized 

that the toilette was broken and she wasn't really peeing for 15 minutes

straight. Hoooffff Close call bitches. 

Sage Faux

TOKIN' ALL DAY LONG

COME CHILL BROTHA

The Band - The Weight (Studio) 

...so as it turns out I smoked all day long.

Just thought you guys might want an update

on exactly just how I was doing with quitting.

not

so

good

son

Sage Faux

FUCK THIS ADDICTION

Lissie - Go Your Own Way (LIVE)

The TRUE STORY. THE TRUE STORY,

Well that started way before this blog did. I was trying to GET SOBER.

So today it has been exactly 100 DAYS WITHOUT A DRINK. I am really proud of that, but I feel like I'm failing myself, because I tried to stop toakin' to, but it didn't really work. I don't care what the fuck people say WEED IS ADDICTIVE. I don't have any scientific information to back up the reasoning, all I have are my struggles. 

When your smoking FOUR OUNCES every THREE MONTHS, for a year and a half, for the first time ever. You don't really notice the effects it has on you, until you get sober from it. I had lots wrong in my life, but I couldn't see it, until I was sober. I owe a lot of my problems within, to smoking weed.

Anyways, I bought some two days ago, I've been doing pretty good with it up until this month. I've just been SMOKING IT ALL DAY the last two days. I though if i got MY ASS to bed earlier than 6:00am, I could wake up early and make something out of my day, so I did! But when I woke up at 8:00am, I was awake, and could have easily stayed awake, but I just went back to bed.. I slept till 2:00pm

Slept away ANOTHER FUCKING DAY.

So what do I do now?

Try and stay sober today? or Smoke weed?

Sage Faux

FROM 
THE BATH TUB
Sublime- Pawn Shop

what kind of woman?

judgment is for the faint of mind. but i suppose. in every way, she looks to others to find the answers anyways;
she'll lie.
she'll cheat.
she'll tear a hole inside.
Judgment is for the faint of mind.
she'll bind.
she'll cry.
she'll give up before her time.

Sage Faux

.:SEXY TIMES:.

.:The Pros & Cons:.
The Weeknd - Wicked Games (HugLife a.k.a DJ Slink Remix)

.:HIGH SEX:.

Pros: It lasts extra long. I feel everything, no matter how significant it may be. 
It can make you fall in love. I'm always fully there on the same level.

Cons: I was excited to write the cons, but now I think there might just be 
none at all?

.:SOBER SEX:.

Pros: I know everything I experienced was exactly how it was,
whether it was good or bad..

Cons: I'm not always on the same level, sometimes I'm thinking about a fuck tone 
of shit that's more important then you penetrating the fuck out of my vaginal wall.. 
believe that shit? I have zero to no libido. If something goes wrong, I have 
nothing to blame it on.

.:DRUNK SEX:.

Pros: I can end up in positions I didn't know existed. It seems to last really long, 
seems. I could not be payed to have more confidence.

Cons: I can't walk for a week, even classy broads can get ripped up from time to time. 
I wouldn't be totally truthful if I said yacking wasn't an issue. Self safety can also 
become a problem for me, I've been bucked off a couple times in my career.

.:HANGOVER SEX:.

Pros: There are no pros to hang over sex to me.

Cons: There are no cons to hangover sex to me.
PUKE,PUKE&MOREPUKE

.:MAKEUP SEX:.

Pros: Is not the tit's, who ever said it was... was an idiot. 

Cons: It hurts, emotionally and physically.

.:ACTOR SEX:.

 (Not the porn kind... The artsy, hipster kind, not because I love indie music 

and plaid shirts, mostly because I like how hipster guys style their hair, old school like Carey 

Grant, he was a pimp.)

Pros: I have never had this kind of sex before, but I'd imagine that it would be like cheating, without actually cheating.

Cons: It would be like cheating without actually cheating, soooooo... I'd probably 
question the shit out of my morals, and over analyze my existence.

Sage Faux

MARY JAY, MAKES MY DAY

Zion I - Coastin' feat. K. Flay

My
eyelashes
unstick slowly,
to the turning nausea
deep in my core. I say core,
because weed doesn't just physically
make it swirl, it turns my soul
inside out.

Savoring 
it only for the
late hours of the night.
It holds me better then any
boy/ man/ dick.. inside. HA 

Searching
for the one
special person 
I can fall asleep with.

You'd love it too.

PS who the fuck is Josh Gorben?

I
tell
myself
this is okay,
I guess............
If I didn't sleep away
another day. 

Sage Faux

SEXY ONE HITTERS
Don't Let Me Down - Gramatic vs. The Beatles

A tall, slim, graceful, attituded, SCANTILY, CLAD 
woman walks into a 24-7 Head Shop, placed in a convenient atmosphere,
on a rainy night in downtown Vancouver, on Valentines Day.

Two faded out, young Indian men choke on there overly spiced rice,
as she walks their eye's explode with animal tendencies, she pouts her lips,
"Give me the cheapest pipe you have."

He smiles, and lays down a medium priced one hitter,
and say's, "$9.99". She replies, "Now, how much is it for me?"
"$4.99, What happened to your's, you loose it or break it?"

She jolts her hair, with a laugh, "I Quit". He laughs and says in a
cheap Indian accent, "Welcome back my friend, Please come again!"

Sage Faux

Speak The Speech I Pray You

Shoulda Known - Atmosphere

Marilyn was a broad, so am I.

Actress-Twenty-Three-Vancouver-Bee-See

Weed-Shrooms-Wine-Whiskey-Sex-Living-Regrets

Long-Hair-Skinny-Bitch-Stair-Love-Lust-Gong-Show-Must

Candles-Pipes-Bongs-Flights-Higher-Then-Fucking-Buildings In The Sky.

-Recovery. (Class)

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO THE BAR, 

THE BARTENDER SAYS, "WHATA'LL YA HAVE?", 

THE BABY SEAL REPLIES, 

"ANYTHING BUT A CANADIAN CLUB".

Sage Faux